I’m afraid I have a sad report for you, bro. A Kinobody look-alike is banging your girls. It’s been happening for so long that he is bored of doing it. Yes, bro. I am talking about all the girls – the high school sweetheart that promised to be with you forever; the one that said […]
Sup bro, Still dreaming of those thick and meaty forearms that the Hollywood projectors showed you. You can stop now… or not… if you want to remain on the losing side. I am here to tell you that your dreams are a certified waste of time in 99.9%+0.01% of the cases. Yes, they told you […]
The world wants me to succeed really bad. Wherever I look, I see articles introducing me to the hacks of the elite. I don’t know why the mainstream media loves me so much, but let’s be thankful for a second. It’s Christmas after all. You don’t understand what I am talking about. It’s simple, brah. […]
Hello, It’s time for a classic NattyOrNot review. Today, we are going to talk about Maxx Chewning – a popular fitness celebrity and powerlifter in the YouTube realm. The body stats of Maxx Chewning are as follows: Height: 5’10″/177.8cm Weight: 165lbs -175lbs | 75kg – 79.54kg {source} Body fat: Unknown (his decent abdominal definition suggests […]
The 70s were the Golden Age of bodybuilding. To this day, everybody talks about those times as if the air was different back then. You constantly hear how the retro bodybuilders trained really hard unlike the modern losers who rely on drugs and nothing else. The routines were brutal; the diets were insane; the work ethic […]
Killing animals, eating them and turning their flesh and bones into clothing, weapons and tools was once as natural as breathing. Today, there are influential vegan teachings actively condemning similar actions. What happened? What is the driving force behind that revolution? Pain and sorrow. Mammals have a lot in common. Our nervous systems and bodies […]
1. They are surprisingly muscular for their frame. What if I tell you that you have a built-in detector for fake natties? When you see a man with a musculature that appears out of the ordinary, your brain reports an abnormality right away. Most men do not have the capacity to naturally build a physique […]
Many self-proclaimed defenders of masculinity support and advertise the import of testosterone in the form of TRT (Testosterone Replacement Therapy). They say that you can’t be natural in this world and therefore shouldn’t try. Just pin, bro and enjoy the magical benefits that TRT has to offer. Once the right amount of test is swimming […]
Connor Murphy, a fitness model and an online muscle ”personality”, has been producing video clips showcasing the impulsive behavior of women in the presence of a male physique completely equipped to answer the aesthetic requirements of the capricious Instagram age. The reactions, submerged in involuntary and yet clearly expressed ”I just can’t help it.” type […]
1. Steroid users can consume more calories. Roid bros don’t starve like naturals, for they have more muscle mass, and their caloric baseline is higher. A muscular, ready-to-break-the-servers-of-Instagram fitness model does not have to drop his calories as low as a natural power-fatso. Muscle mass, a thing of which steroid users have a lot, boosts […]
”What is the point of being natural? What is the point of being natural? What is the point of being natural,” said HarryTheBicepsFlexKilla while waking up from what appeared to be a soul-crushing nightmare. For half a minute, Harry kept his eyes on the ceiling covered by the mysterious darkness of the night. He failed […]
Exhausted after a fiber-dissolving leg workout, Harry closed his eyes and allowed his head to tilt slightly to the left under gravity’s orders. He was 3 seconds away from a state of deep sleep when the barbarian speakers in the movie theater started blasting gangsta trap turning the oxygen in the room into an acidic […]