I’m afraid I have a sad report for you, bro. A Kinobody look-alike is banging your girls. It’s been happening for so long that he is bored of doing it. Yes, bro. I am talking about all the girls – the high school sweetheart that promised to be with you forever; the one that said she loves you; the one that you will meet in the future. A Kinobody look-alike has been extracting moans from all of them on a regular basis.
Why is it happening? As always, I have the answer.
1. He is handsome.
As we all know, women don’t like ugly guys. If you feel left out, don’t. You don’t have to be ugly to qualify as ugly in a modern woman’s eyes. Average is sufficient. In fact, average is a synonym for ugly in female lingo.
Kinobody look-alikes have the facial features capable of triggering the desired response within a woman. Anything less results in a left swipe.
As social media and online dating continue to drill towards the deepest layers of the human heart, the standards for males rise whereas those for women keep falling like a helicopter hit by Godzilla. Fat and grotesque pigs receive comments such as “my sunshine” while cute and smart guys are ignored and treated like garbage.
A few decades ago, the women who administrate this killer treatment were running after men described as losers today.
If it was 1980, she would have been with you, in your kitchen to be precise. Today, she is in the bed of a kinobody look-alike, ordering pizza in her yoga pants while liking things on Instagram.
Yes. bro. It’s the same girl – the one selling discount shoes in the mall is now in the mansion. They met on Tinder or something like that.
Why do women like handsome men?
A woman would rather have sex with an attractive criminal than a righteous average dude who is shorter than her in heels. That’s her “biology” speaking.
B. They can have them.
In the past, the average woman was with an average man. Today, she wants only high-end men. Of course, there’s isn’t enough of those for everyone, and many women lose precious years hoping that they will secure a kinobody look-alike. Before you know it, they are 30 something and still swiping. Good job.
2. He has a mansion and a Batmobile.
A wise man once said: “Bitches love mansions.” He wasn’t lying.
You gotta see the faces that women make when I tell them that I don’t have a car. Sometimes I add that I am also dying to restart the compassion chamber in their hearts.
What can I say? Money matters, bro.
A mansion may be overkill, but it works. Lie to your girl that you have inherited one, show her photos of Kino’s castle and see her reaction.
“What happened to the girl who runs away with her Romeo to live in a tent,” you ask
A. She existed only in the authors’ imagination.
B. Why live in a tent when you can live in a mansion?
In the past, “Juliets” didn’t have as many options. They were pretty much stuck with a member of their social circle. They couldn’t travel the world and connect with international alphas as easily as they do today. Why would she settle for the handsome poor man when she can find his rich version via social media or Tinder?
The life of a proper slut used to require a lot more skills and effort away from the keyboard. Today, the whole world is helping them by supporting the infrastructures needed for digital whoring.
“I just want a good provider for my kids, screams the bitch”
That’s touching, honey. Let me tell you something – you don’t. You want that money printer primarily for yourself. Proof? Most of you don’t even have kids anymore. And if you do, it’s only one when you are pushing your mid-30s. So, don’t give me the “I do it for my kids.” explanation.
You do it for you and only you.
3. He has a fuck-me-now-physique
Kino’s body is the epitome of the fuck-me-now-physique. When women think of a hot body, they think of him. Don’t believe lies such as: “abs don’t matter”, “muscles are for insecure men”, “it’s all about the soul”.
It’s all lies, bro. Abs are cool. Muscles matter. The soul is a myth.
Ever since you were a little kid they have been trying to shame you for looking at women in a shallow way i.e. “Becky has nice tits.” They told you that men are pigs who resent long-term relationships whereas women want only that and are never interested in the flesh. It’s all about the “family” with them.
It this was true, the retarded romantic novels would not rely on male models for their covers.
When women write “no abs pics, please” in their Tinder bios, they don’t mean it. What they mean is this: “Pics of your face and wallet first —- then your abs.”
Men are smart and know that women like the kino physique. This is one of the main reasons why we sacrifice so much to get it. It requires a lot – dieting, training and of course drugs. Sure, there may be some mutants out there who can look like that naturally, but let’s face it – the average bro can’t even though we have been conditioned to believe that the sky is the limit.
As I told you yesterday, the sky is not the limit. The ceiling of your room is. Skipping breakfast and heavy weights do not change this axiom.
4. He has status.
Peasants don’t do well on the dating market. Bruce Wayne on the other hand does. Women love men who are praised by society regardless of how shallow the motivation for that may be.
Once a woman straight up told me: “Your facebook profile is too empty for your age. There is something wrong with you.”
One could only wonder how many more have thought the same thing and simply didn’t say anything.
Why does my profile matter? Because in the digital age, it acts as an exhibit of your status. When women see only a profile photo and maybe a pic of your old cat, they die inside. What they really wanna see is you traveling around the world, your car, your friends, your workspace…etc. They want to know how much you can offer them. Hence they block poverty profiles.
Kino does not have this problem. He has a nice following, mansions, batmobiles, drones, helicopters and anything else you could think of. That’s why she does not ghost him. She wants to be a part of HIS world and not yours. She wants a role in HIS movie.
Yes, bro. It’s still the same girl – the one selling discount shoes in the mall.
5. He is already successful.
She does not have time to wait for you to build up your portfolio, bro. She wants it all NOW. You can try to re-qualify for the championships once you have finished your homework but don’t call her in the meantime.
She has plenty of options already. Why would she choose you, the man who has nothing, when there are men with something. You are an unfinished product. Go found Apple 2 and come back to her.
Are you really expecting help and support from your woman? What kind of man are you? Real men become millionaires on their own. She does not want weaklings like you.
Kino qualifies. His gold factory has been working for a long time. He is not one of those men in a perpetual state of “making it happen”. He made it happen, and that’s why women want him over you.
Never forget that women are always looking for a reason to say no rather than to say yes.
And that, my friend, are all the reasons why kinobody look-alikes are banging all your girls. It has nothing to do with your character or your “game”.