Some wise men say that to start living you have to die first. You have to leave the character assigned to you behind. You have to detach yourself from your corporate name and connect to the real you. You have to become egoless. The question is how? I understand that nobody wants to die because […]
Brothers and sisters, the time has come. I am launching my own supplement company. It is called Natty Nutrition. Below is an interview that will clarify a lot of things for you. Q: What made you start your own supplement line? A: I got tired of seeing professional bodybuilders launching supplement companies while I rot. […]
A heavyweight rain playing with everything beneath the clouds attacked the city. My shoes with holes in the soles reported bankruptcy rather fast. I had to find a place to hide. Since I was in the period of your life when shiny shop windows attract you the most, I entered a large store with multiple […]
The grandfather of Harry TheBicepsFlexKilla died in early December. While the two were not exceptionally close, the tragic event made Harry think of the mysterious thing that we call life. Harry’s grandfather lived as a decent man but was also a classic victim of the system. He had to work his entire life to pay […]
The question ”Do you even lift, bro?” can kill people. When muscle addicts hear it something in them breaks as if sand has seeped into the main mechanism. The system immediately switches to hell mode and starts producing self-destructive thoughts. The eyes change as if a demon has infiltrated the soul. They fill with a […]
Тo present you the entire supermarket scheme, I have to start from the outside. What are supermarkets made of? This may not apply to all countries, but most stores are ugly metal warehouses with a few glass windows. It’s obvious that the architects of those bungalows are trying to keep the projects as cheap as […]
Addictions make the world vibrate. The main difference between them is that some kill you faster than others. Other than that the principles are exactly the same – you want to get more and more of the same thing to produce a certain effect. A while ago I was looking to buy a computer tablet […]
At the beginning of the year, the stock value of wishes and promises goes really high. “I want to learn Chinese, karate, tennis, and judo while improving my poetry and piano skills,” wrote Johnny in his journal on January 1st. Cool story, bro. It’s 8 months later. Did you do it or am I catching […]
Bodybuilding thongs on the bed, steroid needles on the night stand, used bottles of testosterone on the ground, Viagra and a plastic trophy on the book shelves – this was the hotel room of Riki Pianola, a middle-aged heavyweight bodybuilder. After taking a shower Riki stared at his reflection in the mirror and began contemplating […]
This story took place during the summer of my high school graduation. I was in the living room, looking for wisdom in old magazines when my old hammer-proof phone started ringing. The wooden table was vibrating along with it. “Hello! Who is it?” “H! I am calling on behalf of advertising agency CreativeSolutions. We have […]
During his afternoon break Harry (better known online as TheBicepsFLEX-Killa) decided to check the new posts of his favorite bodybuilders on Instagram. Harry was a hardcore bodybuilding fan reading muscle magazines constantly. He was sucked deep into the muscle illusion and believed that most of the fairy tales written in those thong and bikini catalogs […]
Two businessmen with a variation of Christiano Ronaldo’s hair style and loads of dirty money to burn were in the gym talking about wrist watch brands. On the outside, those bozos appeared to be knowledgeable and passionate successful men. However, I knew that they were nothing but snobs addicted to shiny things. “Unless it’s a […]