What To Expect When Your Boyfriend Is a Pro Bodybuilder

| August 29, 2014 by Truth Seeker |

Bodybuilders often present dedication, motivation, perseverance and passion as the key elements to a successful career in the world of muscle. What they often omit from the picture is the importance of the environment around you. Having people supporting you is crucial to your dream of becoming the next thong hero.

“Behind every successful thong hero, there’s a wife making meals and preparing the needle.

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Bodybuilders are hard to deal with. They eat every few hours and sleep more than cats. Consequently, many competitors rely on their wives/girlfriends to take care of the meals and read bedtime stories. It’s not uncommon for a bodybuilding wife to cook more than a mother does for her children. Oatmeals, eggs, fish….the bodybuilder needs to be supplied with nutrients constantly.

And while this is hard, there’s another aspect that makes the life of a bodybuilding wife even more desperate – the drugs.


The drugs taken by bodybuilders affect one’s lifestyle tremendously. Many bodybuilders simply lose their minds due to the side effects as well as the severe and largely restrictive diets.

On top of everything, the drugs cost a lot of money (especially growth hormone).

How are you going to explain to your wife that you have to spend USD 10, 000 a month for your next pre-competition cycle?

How are you going to tell her that she has to slide needles in your glutes every day?

People Tend To Do Crazy Things For Their Lovers

Back in the day, the popular bodybuilder Nasser El Sonbaty gave an interview in which he revealed that the wife of another huge bodybuilder, Grec Kovacs, used to wipe the butt of her husband because he was too big and couldn’t reach it. This phenomenon is also present in the life of heavyweight powerlifters who are often even bigger in diameter than bodybuilders. There are powerlifting wives routinely wiping the butts of their husbands/boyfriends.

So, the moral of the story is – if you have to go with a bodybuilder or a powerlifter, make sure they compete in a lower weight class unless you like wiping butts of grown men.

The Kind of Women that Like Bodybuilders?

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Bodybuilders attract a variety of female companions, but more often than not, the wives are directly involved in bodybuilding or another beauty contest themselves.

Many bodybuilding wives are simply looking for a protector. They see their big husbands as a defense shield against the world.

Honey, are we going to have kids?

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Professional bodybuilders tend to have a hard time producing children as a result of constant drug abuse. Undoubtedly, you can be on tons of anabolic steroids and still impregnate someone, but in many cases, the reproductive function of bodybuilders is completely shut down. You can’t really know which card you are going to pick. There are bodybuilders like Ronnie Coleman who have many kids, but there are also those who can’t have children as a result of their drug addiction. This is an important factor to consider as a bodybuilding wife.

When are you going to fuck me, honey? Can you get it up?

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Bodybuilders are notorious for their sex lives. One day they’re sex machines thanks to the extra testosterone, the next day they can’t reach the G-spot because their legs are too big and getting it up is becoming harder and harder due to the drug cocktails including Deca and Trenbolone. Having said that, anabolic steroids don’t technically make you impotent, but they sure as hell can have a negative effect.

That’s why many bodybuilders often stay on testosterone no matter what and use stimulants to negate the side effects.

Technically, people with high testosterone should not have a problem “getting it up”. However, when bodybuilders go completely off everything, they have a really hard time because their natural production of testosterone is just gone. This is the so-called PCS (post cycle syndrome).

In conclusion

Being a bodybuilding wife/girlfriend is a hard task. You have to deal with your man’s prima donna behavior on a daily basis. Cooking, sorting steroids, shaving his back, wiping his butt…etc. This could easily classify as an unpleasant slave-like experience. Of course, not all bodybuilders are like that but most are indeed very needy and behave like big babies afraid to lose their toys/muscles. The mentioned characteristics, however, apply mainly to the big professional bodybuilders. The recreational lifters share similar traits, but it’s not as bad.

To summarize all in one sentence:

Girls, be prepared – bodybuilders are needy.

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5 comments

  1. Rudy

    Ay man you know nothing about bodybuilding lifestyle. It’s because you never in that lifestyle and you only guessing and follow the source from the media. F-off brah, it is not like that at all. Why you seems hate the bb lifestyle? Are you mirin or what brah? It’s very stupid that bb-ers can’t fuck his bf while off cycle because you said that natural testo has been shut down, lol. Not even close brah. When we are off cycle, let’s say a month. The natural testo is work as normal again brah with/without pct. why you doesn’t know that? Because you know nothing about this shit brah

  2. Christy

    As a girlfriend of a body builder, this is only half true. I’m sure a lot of guys do steroids, but not all of them. And there’s more struggles than just drugs.

  3. maria

    The woman also need her respect, as we take care of him, he also should take care of us, and no all the bodybuilders take drugs, and no all are this stupid, others know how to cook, and they care of his girlfriend or wife, or his family, is all about if the guy lose his self or no, I am proud of my spouse, he is a body builder but he listen to me, he don’t take drugs, and I support him with his food, and needs, WE are a couple is not one, is both. we have to take care of each other, is not just the girlfriend, is both, and obviously like all the relations are not easy but love isn’t easy and we have to know that, if the guy is really man he will not behave like a baby.

  4. Lukasti

    Mistake. There isn’t a wife behind every bodybuilder. Sometimes there is a boyfriend or a husband. Sometimes they are alone because relationships with bodybuilders are not that dreamy due to the amount of

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