Category Archives: professional bodybuilding

5 Reasons Why Bodybuilding is a Form of Pyramid Scheme

| January 3, 2019 by Truth Seeker |

1. It Fits the Definition of a Pyramid Scheme A pyramid scheme is a structure that allows few to benefit at the expense of others. The members make money by selling a dream to new recruits who are expected to do the same to receive a higher rank. The earlier you join a pyramid scheme, […]

Why You Will NEVER Have Freaky, Thick Forearms (stop dreaming, now!)

| December 29, 2018 by Truth Seeker |

Sup bro, Still dreaming of those thick and meaty forearms that the Hollywood projectors showed you. You can stop now… or not… if you want to remain on the losing side. I am here to tell you that your dreams are a certified waste of time in 99.9%+0.01% of the cases. Yes, they told you […]

Unconventional Wisdom: 5 Reasons to Quit the Gym and Do Something Better

| November 2, 2018 by Truth Seeker |

Yes. The title is correct. The scholars told you that lifting weights is one of the greatest gifts to the male population. We should be forever thankful to the muscle cartel for providing us with the opportunity to lift iron and put it back to its original position, right? Honestly, I am tired of con […]

The Abs Of Natural Bodybuilders vs. The Abs of Steroid Users

| June 26, 2018 by Truth Seeker |

Shredded abs have the status of diamonds. They are the exception rather than the norm in the modern world worshiping the fat gut. Most men and women have never seen the entirety of their abdominal musculature. This fact leads to the logical conclusion that the average lifestyle of the modern humanoid does not lead to […]

10 Ugly Truths I Wish I Knew Before Buying My First Protein Powder

| January 1, 2018 by Truth Seeker |

”I’ll take it,” I said to the pharmacist with a tone exhibiting no traces of decomposure even though my heart was inflamed by hope gradually charging the deepest layers of my spirit. I took the powder and carefully placed it in my backpack as if it was the cure I had been searching for my […]

9 Differences Between Dieting as a Natural and Dieting as a Steroid/Drug User

| December 4, 2017 by Truth Seeker |

1. Steroid users can consume more calories. Roid bros don’t starve like naturals, for they have more muscle mass, and their caloric baseline is higher. A muscular, ready-to-break-the-servers-of-Instagram fitness model does not have to drop his calories as low as a natural power-fatso. Muscle mass, a thing of which steroid users have a lot, boosts […]

10 Reasons Why Steroid Users Are *J-E-A-L-O-U-S* Of Natural Bodybuilders What's the point of being natural, asked Harry

| November 21, 2017 by Truth Seeker |

”What is the point of being natural? What is the point of being natural? What is the point of being natural,” said  HarryTheBicepsFlexKilla while waking up from what appeared to be a soul-crushing nightmare. For half a minute, Harry kept his eyes on the ceiling covered by the mysterious darkness of the night. He failed […]