”I’ll take it,” I said to the pharmacist with a tone exhibiting no traces of decomposure even though my heart was inflamed by hope gradually charging the deepest layers of my spirit. I took the powder and carefully placed it in my backpack as if it was the cure I had been searching for my […]
Life is a game of chess against a really good opponent – you never know what’s going to hit you until you make a move. As a beginner, you will look everywhere, and yet the stab will come from the least expected angle. One by one, your figures will drop on the board like dead […]
HarryTheBicepsFlexKilla was riding a hot dirty bus on the way to work. The persistent heat outside was sending the little oxygen left in the air into extinction. “Now I know why Hell is presented as a hot place,” said Harry to himself and began searching for a daydreaming song on his phone. Seconds later, a […]
Baby, I remember the day we met. You were crushed by deep pain. You were crying because your muscles were not getting bigger. When I saw you, I promised myself that I will find a cure for your (our) pain. Today is that day. The antidote is here. Your illness will soon be history. You […]
Images of the legendary powerlifter Roger Estep are often used to illustrate the thick and dense muscles that powerlifting can allegedly produce. Rumor has it that 5×5 zealots and permabulkers sleep with photos of men with similar builds under the pillow. I had a good laugh when a newbie posted the popular deadlift photo of Roger Estep […]
Тo present you the entire supermarket scheme, I have to start from the outside. What are supermarkets made of? This may not apply to all countries, but most stores are ugly metal warehouses with a few glass windows. It’s obvious that the architects of those bungalows are trying to keep the projects as cheap as […]
The modern computer lifestyle common for humanoids in the cities contributes to the global accumulation of fat cells but is not the primary benefactor of XXXL clothing shops. As I have previously written, there are two primary elements that turn people into swines – the reign of corporate fascism shoving the wonders of the chemical […]
”Vegan Gains” is the name of a popular YouTube channel promoting plant-eating as the best investment you can make for the betterment of your health and conscience. Since the guy behind the videos has a pretty decent physique and likes to participate in as much YouTube battles as possible, he has attracted the attention of many people looking […]
When regular people see food, they usually think of its taste and price tag first. It’s not the same with bodybuilders dancing the mentally ill macros dance. Muscle constructors can only recognize protein, fat, and carbohydrates. Harry TheBicepsFlexKilla was affected too. His protein OCD had started a long time ago and was only getting stronger. […]
The Vegans Vs. Meat Eaters wars between famous YouTube fitness clowns are getting intense. I’ve watched small segments of a few video battles, and all I can say is this: Today, vegans and meat eaters are both unethical. So, please, shut up, bozos! Have some sense of modesty. Neither of the groups is superior. MEAT […]
I learned about protein shakes from my personal doctor – a retired brain surgeon living life on the fat side. When I was sixteen he told me that I need to take protein because it repairs the damaged muscle tissue and makes it bigger. He also ordered me to do reverse dumbbell flies on the […]
A reader sent me a message regarding a 90-day transformation of a YouTube superstar known as fouseyTUBE. I did some research and found out that fouseyTUBE is one of the individuals on top of YouTube’s food chain. The man is currently sitting at about 6.7 million subscribers. I have never been a YouTuber, but I […]