HarryTheBicepsFlexKilla overheard two bros talking while packing his gym bag: “When did you arrive, brah?” “1 hour ago.” “Pfff. Been here since 5 p.m.” Harry looked at his watch – it was almost 8 in the evening. Maybe this is why JohnnyTheTrenInjector is so big? Maybe the secret to extraterrestrial gains is prolonged servitude in […]
Lifting is on top of the list with upgrade activities available to the modern male. The gym is seen as a workshop producing extremely superior humans. Whenever you struggle, the advice is to get collected and start fighting gravity like real men do. The titans in the male self-improvement sector agree and recommend weightlifting to […]
The proper description of traveling is running and searching. People don’t travel to see the Big Ben or the Great Wall. We do it because we need reassurance that the world is bigger than we already know. We are hoping that somewhere the formulas give different results. The ones that we already have are boring, […]
Shredded abs have the status of diamonds. They are the exception rather than the norm in the modern world worshiping the fat gut. Most men and women have never seen the entirety of their abdominal musculature. This fact leads to the logical conclusion that the average lifestyle of the modern humanoid does not lead to […]
There are many self-protecting mechanisms wired deeply into the human nature. One of them is the ability to rationalize and exercise self-justification. When a reality is too hard to accept, the mind produces a theory that softens the hit and allows the individual to continue dwelling on the previous concept even if the truth is […]
“I hate the streets”, said Harry TheBicepsFlexKilla and instinctively let his back crash against the wall behind him. He then slid into a squat position under a burden that had been accumulating all his life. Too tired to blink, Harry let his sharp eyes assess the situation around him. He’d been at that place a […]
Connor Murphy, a fitness model and an online muscle ”personality”, has been producing video clips showcasing the impulsive behavior of women in the presence of a male physique completely equipped to answer the aesthetic requirements of the capricious Instagram age. The reactions, submerged in involuntary and yet clearly expressed ”I just can’t help it.” type […]
”I’ll take it,” I said to the pharmacist with a tone exhibiting no traces of decomposure even though my heart was inflamed by hope gradually charging the deepest layers of my spirit. I took the powder and carefully placed it in my backpack as if it was the cure I had been searching for my […]
Life is a game of chess against a really good opponent – you never know what’s going to hit you until you make a move. As a beginner, you will look everywhere, and yet the stab will come from the least expected angle. One by one, your figures will drop on the board like dead […]
Being a natural ectomorph fighting gravity comes with frustration that only others in the shadow of ectomorphism can understand. I am one of those guys. I know how it feels to live the life of an ecto dancing with barbells. This post goes to you fellow ecto warriors. You will never lift alone. 1. The […]
1. Steroid users can consume more calories. Roid bros don’t starve like naturals, for they have more muscle mass, and their caloric baseline is higher. A muscular, ready-to-break-the-servers-of-Instagram fitness model does not have to drop his calories as low as a natural power-fatso. Muscle mass, a thing of which steroid users have a lot, boosts […]
Harry The BicepsFlexKilla woke up with that gnawing, almost corrosive feeling of imperfection that now and then captures the blood pump of every human, shakes the homeostasis and installs a pernicious grimace mixed with bewilderment on the face of the victim. Harry had been fighting against the inadequacy and incompleteness in his heart for a […]