Monthly Archives: July 2015

Who Is Going To Win Mr. Olympia 2015?

| July 31, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

During his afternoon break Harry (better known online as TheBicepsFLEX-Killa) decided to check the new posts of his favorite bodybuilders on Instagram. Harry was a hardcore bodybuilding fan reading muscle magazines constantly. He was sucked deep into the muscle illusion and believed that most of the fairy tales written in those thong and bikini catalogs […]

Bodybuilding Parvenus: Exercises Are Now Brands, Freedom Is Lost

| July 30, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

Two businessmen with a variation of Christiano Ronaldo’s hair style and loads of dirty money to burn were in the gym talking about wrist watch brands. On the outside, those bozos appeared to be knowledgeable and passionate successful men. However, I knew that they were nothing but snobs addicted to shiny things. “Unless it’s a […]

The Phenomenon Known as GYM Music: Steroid Users Like To “Move it, Move it”

| July 28, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

I was doing leg presses in a fridge-sized gym resembling an underground dungeon designed by mentally ill fans of the almighty rainbow pony. The rush hour was going strong. Muscle building monkeys were dancing with dumbbells in their hands and bumping chaotically into each other. An ancient rap CD with the greatest hits of all […]

What Working With a Permabulker On Steroids Taught Me About Life

| July 22, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

A few years ago, I worked desk-to-desk with a permabulker on oral steroids. He was essentially the main slave of our boss. It was expected of him to fix all kinds of problems. The boss wants music playing in the bathroom? Find a way. The boss wants fruits in the kitchen? Go buy them. The […]

GETTING PSYCHED BEFORE HEAVY SQUATS

| July 20, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

I woke up with the type of heavy pressure that only a brainwashed addict can feel on a squat day. I took one of my squat T-shirts, lifting chalk to prevent the bar from sliding, cotton shorts, my good old mp3 player, a digital camera and left the apartment. I needed the last one to […]

Will Eating Pizza Help You Build Sickening Muscle Mass?

| July 19, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

A long time ago, during my bulking days, I read a disinformation article entitled “Bodybuilding Has Lied To You”. The main point was that you need an incredible amount of calories to get big “bodybuilding” muscles, and therefore junk food is your friend…sometimes. Naturally, this notion turned out to be false, although many people continue to believe in […]

What It Takes To Produce The Ultimate Mind Controlled Bodybuilding Slave

| July 18, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

We don’t choose many crucial factors about ourselves that ironically determine our destiny. You don’t get to select your environment and personal physical qualities such as height, gender, hair color…etc. The list is practically endless. Yet those characteristics form the reality around you. Even if something subtle about your life is changed, your destiny could shift […]