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REAL MEN SQUAT. COWARDS CURL. THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

| November 6, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

A heavily loaded, slightly rusty barbell covered in weightlifting chalk was sitting on top of the curved pins of an old but proud squat rack. Harry TheBicepsFLEXKilla turned up the volume of his iPhone and grabbed the bar near the ring markings. He made a small step towards the barbell, closed his eyes firmly and […]

What Are Bodybuilders Eating To Get So Big?

| October 30, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

Dedicated to those who get horny from watching bodybuilders shop in supermarkets. Many online videos in the muscle sector reveal the eating habits of pro bodybuilders and their little brothers from the aesthetic crew also known as the Lower Doses Crew. The muscle warriors experience great pleasure from filming food trips during which they acquire […]

The Day I Realized That Big Muscles Protect You From Bullying

| September 24, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

That summer I was doing my best to improve my skateboarding skills. One of the training spots in the town was an old bridge – a weird place with a mysterious flavor that makes you experience all kinds of deja vus. It was the middle of a hot day, and I was alone except for the […]

Are Self-Help Books The Road To Happiness Or a Nasty Fraud?

| September 19, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

A heavyweight rain playing with everything beneath the clouds attacked the city. My shoes with holes in the soles reported bankruptcy rather fast. I had to find a place to hide. Since I was in the period of your life when shiny shop windows attract you the most, I entered a large store with multiple […]

Are Steroids Fast Killers Or a Fountain Of Youth?

| September 14, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

The grandfather of Harry TheBicepsFlexKilla died in early December. While the two were not exceptionally close, the tragic event made Harry think of the mysterious thing that we call life. Harry’s grandfather lived as a decent man but was also a classic victim of the system. He had to work his entire life to pay […]

Why Are People Afraid To Lift Heavy Weights?

| September 4, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

It was just another leg day in the dusty gym. I was walking around in-between heavy leg press sets when a fellow muscle constructor entered the scene. He had the gestures of a horny conqueror. The guy was built like a wooden horse and dressed as a fashionable muscle mannequin. He had branded colorful sneakers […]

”You need more protein to build large muscles!” Leave me alone protein OCD!

| August 29, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

When regular people see food, they usually think of its taste and price tag first. It’s not the same with bodybuilders dancing the mentally ill macros dance. Muscle constructors can only recognize protein, fat, and carbohydrates. Harry TheBicepsFlexKilla was affected too. His protein OCD had started a long time ago and was only getting stronger. […]

Will Heavy Leg Presses Give You Big Legs?

| August 25, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

It was a leg day. I went to the gym, said a dead “hello” to the manager and paid for one workout. He stared at me with his hanging dog face and exclaimed, “You come here frequently. A membership would be a cheaper solution.” I didn’t make a sound and just looked at the refrigerator […]

Fake Natural Bodybuilders Experience Extreme Side Effects From Steroids

| August 17, 2015 by Truth Seeker |

Jimmy TheTrenBrah was in serious pain. His heart was beating super fast. He felt locked in a stove even though the window of his room was wide open, and a steady breeze was coming in. He was lying in bed in his designer underwear and constantly moving from side to side. He was coughing intensely […]