Exposed: The Real Life Of Professional Bodybuilders #Big muscles #needles #G4P #daddy issues #financial troubles #side effects #glory #hair removal #thongs

Mainstream bodybuilding movies may present many things but truth isn’t one of them. You are not going to learn the secret sides of bodybuilding by watching Joe Weider’s training principles DVD or something equally stupid. The only thing you will find there are muscle behemoths trying to reproduce a script, written by the marking team behind the products promoted through the video. It’s like watching a Hollywood documentary – everything is presented as ‘healthy’ and beautiful, regardless of the fact that behind the scenes the world of the famous is stranger than fiction. Why would the muscle industry make an exception?

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THE BEGINNING

Mommy, I want to be X-men when I grow up! Give me that tittie, now?


The bodybuilding desires of your child are developed and expressed earlier than you may think. If your toddler is already watching movies about superheroes, you can be certain that a muscle career is one of the possible future options. Of course, there is also the possibility that your kid will become a regular nerd addicted to comic books while also regularly sticking the pages of the magazines too. A combination of a muscle worshiper and a geek is also a possibility.

Joking aside, there is no doubt that one of the main reason children want to build big muscles and aspire to become like the superheroes from the comic books, the wrestlers and the action movie superstars is fear. This world is a scary place and it’s even scarier when you are scrawny. The little kids are afraid of almost as much things as the adults. That makes big muscles an attractive shelf to hide behind. This is especially true for children that did not receive the greatest of support from their fathers. Many bodybuilders fall into this category.

Contrary to popular belief the majority of the popular bodybuilders and muscle men in general were quite timid and shy as a child. Bodybuilders are rarely popular until the age of 14-16 which is when children are allowed to have muscles, so to speak. From this point on bodybuilders can shine and flex for the ladies who are supposed to ‘admire’. This is also when the action begins.

THE INITIAL STAGES {You always remember your first workout.}

This is the most delusional state of a regular bodybuilding life. Usually, the confused teens would be reading absolutely everything on the Internet and in the magazines with muscle men in thongs on the cover. This is one of the worst times to give your children money because all they’re going to do is spend it on powder that’s supposed to be eggs and milk. Don’t be surprised, if your son screams at you after forgetting to buy protein rich meals. At that time all they think about are 3 or 4 things: protein, muscle, creatine and the girls that will be theirs once that 1 inch of arm growth has finally happened.

Mommy, I am not getting any bigger!

After the first year all the gains stop and the teen bodybuilder can no longer add muscle mass. He tries different routines but they don’t work, at least for the first two weeks. This is the time when somebody from the gym will usually be getting swollen by eating carrots. Carrots is a code word for steroids since carrots resemble needles. This is the time when little Johnnie starts looking for a job in order to afford his first cycle and break the plateau.

The first cycle is usually testosterone produced in a Chinese basement by underpaid workers. Of course, the spoiled teen couldn’t care less about any of that and with the help of a loving friend smoothly does his first glute pin.

After 12 weeks the muscles are already a fact, although there’s also a lot of water weight and while massive the young bodybuilder looks soft and puffy. This is the time when somebody in the gym starts taking onion along with carrots and gets real hard and shredded. Onion is a code name for clenbuterol and other fat cutting agents. Those drugs make you sweat/cry by elevating your heart rate. The result is fat loss and ripped body.

A few years pass by and the young bodybuilder now has a base and is a regular member of many steroid forums and even moderates some of them. His physique is pretty decent, but of course not even close to the one of a pro bodybuilder. This is also the time when girls that are into six pack abs + big arms and what not are the most attracted to the bodybuilder, at least for one night stands. Depending on the personality there are many bodybuilders whose only cardio at this time is bed gymnastics. Sex success really depends on many factors and big muscles can help but are never a guarantee.

Looking For That Supplement Contract

After a few years to a decade of lifting, eating heavily and of course pinning them glutes hard, the dreams of some muscle lovers may finally becoming reality. If your body can handle the beating for so long, you are probably born to be a bodybuilder after all.

However, where will the cash come from?

In a time of struggle bodybuilders, just like everybody else, do all kinds of things to make ends meet. You have to find different ways to make money since the drugs cost a lot and mommy may no longer be willing to be your sponsor.

One of the many activities that bodybuilders rely on is G4P or “Gay For Pay”. Unfortunately, for the aspiring gigolos among you, male prostitutes are not requested by hot women for the most part. The majority of people resorting to similar services are men in need of a lover from the same sex.

One softer version of G4P are web cam shows. Many bodybuilders make good money doing striptease in front of a web camera. It’s cleaner and there is no actual contact. However, the audience is, of course, still constituted mainly of homosexuals. Do you really think a beautiful woman would pay money to watch some dudes with muscle lick their biceps?

Maybe 1 out of 10 000.

If you are able to overcome the adversity, win some bodybuilding shows and create a large following of teenagers looking to build large muscles, one day you may sign an endorsement deal with a supplement company. This is a dream come true for every bodybuilder since the money could be quite good and maybe, just maybe, you could be looking at the end of your career as BigDaddy {popular nickname used by web cam models}.

Another source of income are photo shoots for fitness magazines. The checks could be quite good depending on your reputation in the industry. Of course, all of this will require connections a.k.a. bending over for the right people – the very same way it happens in every area of life and work.

If you were paying attention, you probably noticed that winning shows is not really on the list as serious income source. Only the first few guys win good money and when you make the calculations how much was spent on supplements, anabolic steroids, growth hormone, muscle oil, tan, hotel bookings and food in order to prepare for the show, it becomes obvious that there is almost no net income. Bodybuilders make most of their money from endorsement deals and advertisement. Shows are for the ego.

Winning Your Pro Card

After years of sacrifice under the form of drug addiction, lies, delusions, bending over for the right people, hair loss, testicular atrophy, GH head and other unpleasant things, you may be one of those guys who build muscle for a living. Once you have won your pro card you are now allowed to join the big boys’ club. The good news is that you are already prepared for this world. The only difference is that now you have to pin them glutes harder.

You are now one of the muscle behemoths in the magazines lifting fake plates and promoting protein powder to kids looking to create a muscle shelf against the world, just like you did in the past.

It gets even better when you realize that you finally get to pose in a thong in front of even more people.

Ain’t that just wonderful, honey?

An Ordinary Day Of A Pro Bodybuilder

The day of a professional bodybuilder begins with solid flexing in the bathroom. Bodybuilders love this time because in the morning you are naturally water depleted and your physique appears leaner. This is a good moment to check yourself in the mirror. Are those arms still 21 inches?

After the morning examination is completed it’s time to take steroids and growth hormone. Of course, the morning steroid loading is followed by a nice breakfast and clothes selection. If it’s a training day, you must wear a tank top underneath. You never want to take off your sweatshirt in the gym and have a XXXL shirt underneath. No! You must wear a tank top or a wife beater. How else are the guys in the gym supposed to be admiring?

As a professional bodybuilder you don’t want to train too hard. Just focus on the pump and make a machine circuit. Flex those muscles and pump them full of blood. Why would you risk injuring yourself doing exercises with free weights when the drugs will be doing all the work anyway? It makes no sense. Safe your strength for glute pinning.

After the workout is complete most professional bodybuilders take more steroids and other muscle hormones, and then follow it all with a big meal at KFC. Genetically modified and tortured chickens loaded with hormones seem to do the trick.

Unfortunately, the initial fun part of the day is now over. This is a good time to deal with business related issues such as showing love to the bodybuilding judges. It’s always a good idea to organize a business lunch with those who can help you in times of need.

Unless there are special events like seminars, autograph signings or other bodybuilding events, bodybuilders often go out to the club in order to seek admiration from the promiscuous personages found in similar places during the late hours of the night.

Contrary to popular belief bodybuilders do get it up, albeit not always. There is such a thing as steroid induced impotence. However, drugs can also make you super horny and a wild beast in the bed. Many individuals are attracted to this and fall into the seductive trap.

In most cases, however, we are talking about short sexually based relationships. In the long term bodybuilders are not considered a good catch because they are very needy. Most women that fall under the category of ‘fatal bitches’ are not really willing to cover the needs of their muscular partners. If anything, those women want to be the center of the relationship.

What most bodybuilders really want is a loving wife that is willing to stay in the kitchen all day, preparing chicken breast after chicken breast so that her muscular teddy bear can avoid going catabolic.

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Join The Crew Of Pathological Liars

Once you are a professional bodybuilder, you are now part of the pathological liars’ crew. It may sound a little degrading but don’t worry. You are rubbing elbows with politicians, military men, sports celebrities and the whole rich population of the world. To tell you the truth, bodybuilders are one of the most honest people in that crew. After all, when you ask them how to build huge muscles, they tell you that you need protein. Isn’t that 100% true? You do need protein to build muscles, don’t you?

Of course, you also need 5 grams of testosterone a week to maintain the size of a professional bodybuilder, but where is the fun in receiving all the knowledge for free? Bodybuilders who lie are actually doing a favor to the children by making them invest everything in protein and creatine. This could be considered a preparation phase. Those who successfully overcome the adversity without giving up on their dream are probably the ones who deserve to make it to the top anyway.

When Your Body Just Can’t Handle It Anymore

Everything that has a beginning has an end”.

Oh, man! Don’t you just hate the idiots that keep on repeating this stupid phrase? What? Do they think it makes them appear smarter? We get it. You can’t have birth without death and life without what’s the opposite of life. Is this the only thing they taught you in college?

Fuck you, pencil necks!

{Common reaction of a regular bodybuilder close to his muscle menopause}

Sadly, there comes a time when every bodybuilder is forced to hang the thongs on the wall or at least hide them in the fridge, right next to the stored testosterone bottles needed for the lifetime TRT phase.

However, the fact that the competing days are over does not mean that retired bodybuilders will give up on their huge muscles so easily. If a bodybuilder does not have muscles, what is he?

There are many bodybuilders who maintain their large size long after their career is over. The lucky ones even join the club of grand daddy bodybuilders and enjoy respectable muscle mass for a very long period of time until their 60s, 70s and 80s. Those are considered the true genetic freaks. ‘’Juicing till we die!’’ is their motto.

Not all bodybuilders are so lucky. There are many who die young and others who suffer organ failure and have to give up their large muscular frames forever. Saying goodbye to your muscles is one of the hardest things to do as a bodybuilder.

Ah! It’s the worst.

What are you going to do when the shelf is gone? Who is going to protect you?

Most bodybuilders don’t have an answer to this question.

2 comments

  1. Kiba

    OK, so if bodybuilders did webcam shows for women or prostituted themselves to women then no problem, right?

    I dont like the constant double standard I read in every bodybuilding article regarding sexuality. As a matter of fact, there are a few websites with male bodybuilders offering their services as escorts and protitutes for women who can afford their bulging muscles. I highly doubt I will ever read an article exposing and criticizing male bodybuilders who sell their muscles to women sexually.

  2. lifterx

    When you said “until their 60s, 70s and 80s. Those are considered the true genetic freaks. ‘’Juicing till we die!’’ is their motto.” It instantly reminded me of Arnold, Dave Draper and Bill Pearl and I laughed out loud big time for some reason.

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