Dave Tate’s Weight Gaining Plan Sucks

In an interview Dave Tate revealed one of his “secrets” for gaining weight. The story goes like this:

There was a time at the Old Westside gym where I couldn’t gain weight to save my fucking life.

There was this dude who trained there who could just put on weight like fucking magic. He’d go from 198 to 308 and then to 275 and back down to 198. And he was never fat. It was amazing.

I finally asked him one day how he did it.

“You mean I never told you the secret to gaining weight? Come outside and I’ll fill you in.”

Now remember, we’re at Westside Barbell. And this guy wants to go outside to talk so no one else can hear. Think about that for a minute. What the hell is he going to tell me? This must be some serious shit if we have to go outside, I thought.

So we get outside and he starts talking.

“For breakfast you need to eat four of those breakfast sandwiches from McDonalds. I don’t care which ones you get, but make sure to get four. Order four hash browns, too. Now grab two packs of mayonnaise and put them on the hash browns and then slip them into the sandwiches. Squish that shit down and eat. That’s your breakfast.”

At this point I’m thinking this guy is nuts. But he’s completely serious.

“For lunch you’re gonna eat Chinese food. Now I don’t want you eating that crappy stuff. You wanna get the stuff with MSG. None of that non-MSG bullshit. I don’t care what you eat but you have to sit down and eat for at least 45 minutes straight. You can’t let go of the fork. Eat until your eyes swell up and become slits and you start to look like the woman behind the counter.”

“For dinner you’re gonna order an extra-large pizza with everything on it. Literally everything. If you don’t like sardines, don’t put ’em on, but anything else that you like you have to load it on there. After you pay the delivery guy, I want you to take the pie to your coffee table, open that fucker up, and grab a bottle of oil. It can be olive oil, canola oil, whatever. Anything but motor oil. And I want you to pour that shit over the pie until half of the bottle is gone. Just soak the shit out of it.”

“Now before you lay into it, I want you to sit on your couch and just stare at that fucker. I want you to understand that that pizza right there is keeping you from your goals.”

This guy is in a zen-like state when he’s talking about this.

“Now you’re on the clock,” he continues. “After 20 minutes your brain is going to tell you you’re full. Don’t listen to that shit. You have to try and eat as much of the pizza as you can before that 20-minute mark. Double up pieces if you have to. I’m telling you now, you’re going to get three or four pieces in and you’re gonna want to quit. You fucking can’t quit. You have to sit on that couch until every piece is done.

And if you can’t finish it, don’t you ever come back to me and tell me you can’t gain weight. ’Cause I’m gonna tell you that you don’t give a fuck about getting bigger and you don’t care how much you lift!”

Did I do it? Hell yeah. Started the next day and did it for two months. Went from 260 pounds to 297 pounds. And I didn’t get much fatter. One of the hardest things I’ve ever done in my life, though.

What’s wrong with it?

Everything. First, it’s unhealthy to eat and live that way. Sure, being able to bench press a lot of weight may seem cool but is all of this torture worth it in the end of the day? The answer is: ”No!”, especially for recreational and natural bodybuilders. On a diet like that you will get very fat. It’s even worse than Rippetoe’s GOMAD craziness.

Virtually, everybody from WestSide Barbell is on heavy drug cycles. Their mass and strength is heavily dependent on anabolic steroids. In fact, most of those guys will not be half as strong, if they were drug free. As a natural bodybuilder you have to keep that in mind when taking advices from an individual who doesn’t  present you the big picture.

Dave Tate always tries to be politically correct. He just wants to protect his business and reputation.

However, this does not stop him from promoting bogus supplements on T-Nation despite the fact that he is well aware that supplements are a joke.

Dave Tate and his friends are well aware that supplements are a joke.

To summarize: If you decide to bulk Dave Tate style, keep in mind that you are taking advice from a steroid addict who was/is also fat. Reevaluate your priorities.

Note: Another negative side of eating that much is actually a moral issue. While you probably have access to a lot of food, there are many people in the world who starve. Do you think it’s right? Do you think that they deserve to starve while we are eating until we puke in order to lift some heavy iron? When you look at the big picture, it becomes obvious there’s nothing noble in similar behavior. But in the end of the day the choice is yours. {you decide}

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